03 Jan

The Warrior Family- Origin Story

Story time friends 

 

Where do I start? Well……you see it all started with this chick at work……I was going through an exceptionally difficult time in my life with losing my house in a wildfire here in Northern Cali and my wife bailed out a couple days later…you could say it was tough times in Jamesville……until I met Allie.

 

You see Allie had this way about her…smooth, confident, beautiful, single mom, hard worker….etc. Wee were both going through a divorce and she was moving into a supervisor role at work….guess who’s supervisor she was going to be 😉 so one thing led to another, I asked her to come “shadow me” so I could make sure we were on the same page for my role in the company at the time….she looked at me with those honey brown “starry” eyes and she kept checking out my venus williams (what we call my booty) and I knew….you ain’t gonna be my boss lol.

 

She gave me her number at the end of our time together. I reached out….wouldn’t you know it…. Fuckin ghosted lol….

 

I was like aight, cool, all good! Home girl is going through a lot and probably not in the place…turned out she looked like a “trashbag” as she says (she’s beautiful regardless, she be trippin) and was several glasses of wine deep whilst moving….not the right time you might think….

 

Sooooo time passed, and one night, your boy was higher than a giraffe pussy on an edible….(single and childless at the time just fyi for the judgy judgers out there) anywhoooo. Ya boy was on cloud nine when, “tweet tweet”, text tone going off……well look who it is……Alexandra Boss Lady- in the dms 🙂 

 

I was high af and tripping on the message she sent (there was a lot of weirdness happening at work, people getting in trouble for sexual harassment getting fired left and right, etc. etc.) she had sent me her version of the Chris Brown apology to Rhianna and it had legal jargon in there….since your boy was high as a kite I immediately thought I was in trouble (super irrational) and so I did what any basic bitch would do and called her ass…we laughed honey moon chatted for several hours….and well that was the start to making a beautiful family.

 

After spending time together we knew this was more than a fit so she had me meet her 2 beautiful munchkins Madeline and Peyton. They were 5 and 8 when I met them and they are awesome. A few short months later we found out we were expecting our youngest Ember (firecracker that she be) we moved to a house on a hill up in the mountains and started our little family. 



Madeline loves working out, training BJJ,, listening to music and playing softball.

 

Peyton aka Peach loves cuddling, chillin, eating snacks, watching movies and eating sushi….boujee ass babes we have. 

 

And da baby Ember…well ember is the cutest little psychopath-nah just kidding she’s rad. She’s the most intense of the children indeed. She loves doing pretty much anything with us and lets us know if she’s hungry or tired! 

 

That’s  the intro to the fam…glad you got to invest 8 minutes of your time meeting the beginning of The Warrior Family

 

Have a Great Day Fam, 

 

James Biccum

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